When it gets to be old Hasbro Blinky Time, fetch me that blanket and that rose petal, because there will be some capes and panache involved.
Dismiss the postman, because Hasbro Blinky Time means I'll be out of town for a while with no forwarding address. Try and reach me, on the phone, on the megaphone outside the house, come on in and have a tray of gummi-steaks. I ain't home. Bills? Duck off.
Cash and Prizes! It's not just a euphemism anymore. It is also what I and others have to look forward to during Aitch Bee Tee.
Whammo! Kablooey! Zing-skiffle! Boosty-jay! Know what those are the sounds of? Probably not, since you ain't here. Youse at home, reading this, whilst I attend Dazzy McDazz-Dazz (insider code for HASBRO BLINKY TIME).
6-14-2005
Dear Grandmother,
Sorry it has been some time since my last letter. Things in my life have been very complicated. But now I am relaxed and eating only a staple diet of donuts and Easter eggs. Now I am bounding about in boots of dappled snakeskin. Now I turn cartwheels into moonbeams...for I am, at last, lost in the release afforded me by
Sincerely,
Trungleboy the Kingfisher (insider code for Rooby Dooby)
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